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Sip proudly, and show off your contribution to mental health awareness, research, & support. This weighty, glossy mug proudly features the Incoherence For Mental Health logo on one side, and on the other a self-referentially incoherent set of quotes from celebrated silver screen sorcerer Charlie Sheen:

"I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning — I win here and I win there."

"I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time — and this includes naps — I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground."

"I am on a drug — it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like, 'Dude! Can't handle it, unplug this bastard!' It fires in a way that's maybe not from this terrestrial realm."

— Charlie Sheen, actor, Oscar snub survivor, tiger-blooded warlock, part-time fighter jet pilot, dedicated white-powder researcher

Charlie Sheen Quotes | Ceramic Mug, Black | 11oz or 15oz

$12.50Price
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  • Product Details

    • Ceramic
    • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ × 3.35″ (9.8 cm × 8.5 cm)
    • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ × 3.35″ (12 cm × 8.5 cm)

  • 50% to Mental Health Charities

    50% of all profits are donated to impactful mental health charities, such as Mental Health America and the National Alliance on Mental Illness.  Learn more about our mission.

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