Mount your MAGA mystification proudly in any room with this delightful poster, printed on thick matte Japan-sourced paper and a hanger with Baltic-sourced wood, featuring yet another smartatious quote from our Incoherencer In Chief, on the simple subject of nationwide education reform:

“I figure we’ll have like one person plus a secretary. You’ll have a secretary to a secretary. We’ll have one person plus a secretary, and all the person has to do is, ‘Are you teaching English? Are you teaching arithmetic? What are you doing? Reading, writing, and arithmetic. And are you not teaching woke?’"
 
“Not teaching woke is a big factor. We’ll have a very small staff. We can occupy that staff right in this room, actually I think this room is too large. And all they’re going to do is they’re going to see that the basics are taken care of. You know, we don’t want someone to get crazy and start teaching a language that we don’t want them to teach.”
 
“They’re run by the state, and run by the parents, because you know half of the buildings, such a large number, every building you pass says Department of Education. You’re gonna have a lot of vacant space. Now we can have maybe somebody else move in.”
 
— Donald J. Trump, 45th & 47th President of the United States
     On the simple subject of nationwide education reform